Positive Outlook : too funny

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

muzikblast - search and download english, hindi mp3

Just cmae through this site, thought of
sharing in all-mixed.

Its called muzikblast - here you search english, hindi mp3, download them, search lyrics, create playlist and many more.

Enjoy.

The PrtSc is from the original site.

Resignation withdrawal : funny

source: sixface

How to add youtube video to blogger - blogspot

I found this youtube video very useful. If you don't know how to add a youtube video to your blogger post, see the following.

Sys Admin Appreciation Day 25 july

Today, July 25th, 2008 (Last Friday Of July) is the 9th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day.

Its a day to thank your sysadmin, who really helps you, your work in lot many areas:

A sysadmin unpacked the server for this website from its box, installed an operating system ....
A sysadmin installed the routers, laid the cables, configured the networks ....
A sysadmin makes sure your network connection is safe, secure ...
A sysadmin worries about spam ...

And an endless list ... read more in the sysadminday official site

Thank you to all sys admins all over the world for all your good work.

What happens when you click an URL

Kapil has explained very well the story behind a page hit in one of his post. Basically when you type an URL in the address bar of a browser and then press enter, the post explains in a very good way what goes in the background. Though of sharing in all-mixed, happy reading.

friendstosupport - India's blood donor database

friendstosupport is India blood donor database; register as blood donor and save 3 life ; a single click platform to both Blood Donors and needy people;

here one can search for a particular blood group, and get thousand's of donor addresses.
This could be of great help in case of actual emergencies.

Marketing concepts from a professor at IIM

A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the

way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

A MBA vs an Engineer : funny

* A copy paste from an email forward. No intention to offend anybody

MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?" !
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

What is Effective Communication ?

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it
would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I
pray?". The Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect
to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I
smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

One storied bicycle : very funny

Just found this in an Emil forward, initially it confused me, I thought the lower part to be the shadow of the bicycle, later found to be a 1 storied bicycle, lol.

Corporate lesson 1 - moral story

I have made the pPrtSc from Exclusive Corporate Lesson - Pictorial Moral Stories -- Created by IIM Kolkata hosted in slideshare

Kung fu Panda happy meal : Bangalore Mcdonald's

Location: All McDonald's outlets

Its "Kung fu Panda happy meal" this month going on in all Mcdonald's outlets in Bangalore.

McDonald's is having a cool promo for kids where on the purchase of one Happy Meal, kids will receive one of eight Kung Fu Panda toys.

Nice Optical Illusion - sea

source

Longest banana bunch !!!!!

yes, could be the longest.

This banana tree is awesome, look at the banana bunch.


Source: hikano.

Click the pic for a larger view

Bangkok Floating Market : Damnoen Saduak

Damnoen Saduak is one of the Floating Markets in Bangkok.

For more details

Bleed to rock at Legends of Rock, Koramangala, Bangalore

Just went through this update on today's times of India, thought of sharing here in all-mixed

Bleed is Bangalore's newest metal sensation and has been rocking Bangalore for the past two and a half years. Bleed will set the house on fire, on July 25th at Legends of Rock, Koramangala, Bangalore 7:30 PM onwards.

Image source

Present line up in the band:

Shawn Menezes - Drums and percussion

Viren Peres - Bass

Bennie Leons - Vocals

Dheeraj MK "dk" - Guitar

Kalhan Raina - Sound Engineer

Cheers - very funny

This is how technology changed us - funny

PC Beer Dispenser

Cigarettes machine

For all smokers :-)

Source

Cricket zone at forum mall bangalore

I never tried this before.

Being the usual no 11th batsman, I never enjoyed my batting, always opted for the ball. Today it was different, I was batting against the automated bowling machine and I really enjoyed my batting (was very very bad though).

At the same time, I should comment it was a bit costly!

You can also give a try at "Cricket zone" at forum mall Bangalore.

Divorce

Image source

New Standard Chartered branch at Koramangala, Bangalore

This is near to forum, the road beside "Monday to Sunday", way to Tavant Technologies Office, Just before Bhima Jewelery.

Solve if you can

**One of the best email forwards I received.

To all, who know how to solve the problems mathematically, something for you all?
Please solve it


Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise:
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Bug logging : funny

all-mixed: No intention to offend anybody

How Roshan D’Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur)

Roshan D’Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.

Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.


After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.


After another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound.


After another 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry’s machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon.


Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as ‘BEEP’ in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as ‘TONG’.

Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it.


Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend’s machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines.


Another 2 days later,

Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug.


Another 2 days,

Roshan D’Mello: I have re-opened the bug.

Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening?

Roshan D’Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.


After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the bugs.


After 1 year

Roshan D’Mello: I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested the clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.

Mukesh Thakur: GROWLLLL…..I am really mad now. I am sure that the sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because of background noice.

Roshan D’Mello: No need for that. We will put the machines and run them in vacuum and see.

Mukesh Thakur: (not alive)

Award winning joke!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing paper work

Nice art illusion

Is the left center circle BIGGER ?

Is the left center circle BIGGER than the right center circle ??

Count number of legs

Its love , love story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea , just like the taste of the salty coffee.

Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".

While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home.. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
"My dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her:
what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.

love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive not 2 c but
understand not 2 hear but 2 listen not 2 let go but HOLD ON !!!!

Certificate for Guinness World Record download of firefox

So all good work done by Mozilla for firefox3 is rewarded.

"We set a Guinness World Record for the most software downloads in 24 hours. With your help we reached 8,002,530 downloads.

You are now part of a World Record and the proud owner of the best version of Firefox yet!"

And here is my certificate ->

Momo-hut in Koramanagala Bangalore

I never knew that there is a momo-hut(The taste of Tibet) in koramangala, Bangalore. Today happened to visit the place. My first experience is very much good and I am pleased with the food/service/price there and the MOMO (I tried both steam and fried momo, all rocked).

Can't help myself to include momo-hut in a post in all-mixed. The road map to koramnagala momo hut is above, also a snap of their menu.

Free unix timestamp and epoch conversion tool

Sharing a link to a GUI epoch converter which I often use when I don't go for CLI.

Its a GUI tool for the followings:

- Convert epoch to human readable date and vice versa
- Epoch dates for the start and end of the year/month/day
- Convert seconds to days, hours and minutes
- Calculate the difference between 2 dates