Say I love you in Assamese

"I love you !" in Assamese* is "Moi Tomak Bhal Pao !"



Assamese* : Assamese (Oxomiya) is the easternmost Indo-Aryan language. It is used mainly in the state of Assam in North-East India. It is also the official language of Assam.

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The number 2010 using mathematics

Well, I never thought 2010 can be so special !!

2010 = 1+2-(3-4-5)*6*7*8-9
2010 = 1-(2+(3-4-5)*6*7)*8+9
2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5+6*7+8))*9
2010 = 1+2*(3*4*(5+6)-7)*8+9
2010 = 1*2*3*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9)
2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5-6+7*8))*9
2010 = (1-2-3+4*(5/6+7*8))*9
2010 = (1+2+3*4)*(5-6+(7+8)*9)
2010 = 1+2+((3*(4+5)+6)*7-8)*9
2010 = (1+2+3)*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9)
2010 = 1+2+3*(4*(5+6)*(7+8)+9)
2010 = (1*2/3)*((4+5)*6*7*8-9)
2010 = (1-2-3)*((4+5)/6-7*8*9)
2010 = (1*2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9
2010 = 1*(2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9
2010 = (1+2*(3+4))*(5-6+(7+8)*9)

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Funny - Men should not write advice columns

Linux Baby Rocker awesome video

Being such a big fan of UNIX command line, could not help myself sharing this video here:

The video:

A true picture of daily life - funny

The funny story about Monkey Business

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10/-

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs. 10/- and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs. 20/- This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs. 25/- and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs. 50/-

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they neither saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

Welcome to the 'Stock' Market!!!!! *

FM Radio Stations in Bangalore - frequency details

Frequency details of FM Radio Stations in Bangalore

All India Radio
---------------
102.9 MHz
101.3 MHz
100.1 MHz
612 kHz

91.1 MHz - Radio City
91.9 MHz - Radio Indigo - Only English Songs
92.7 MHz - BigFM
94.3 MHz - Radio One
93.5 MHz - RED FM
98.3 MHz - Radio Mirchi
104 MHz - Fever

Gabbar Singh Funny orkut profile picture

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Film: Sholay

Funny Linux UNIX car license plates

Really amazing.

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No intention to offend anybody, just an email forward :-)

What makes 100 percent ?

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then,

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

most of us think this is the most important ??? )

Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money ? .. NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

Leadership ? .... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.

To go to the top,
to that 100%,

what we really need to go further... a bit more...

ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Nice fruit creativity picture

The Modern Panchtantra Story - funny

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Marriage Anecdote - funny email forward

01 Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

02 The most effective way to remember your spouse's birthday is to forget it once.

03 Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now, I catch her in my pockets.

04 Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

05 For a lot of people, marriage is a three-ring circus. You have the engagement-ring, the wedding-ring, and the suffe-ring.

06 Married life is very frustrating!! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

07 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

08 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

09 A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his wife, "Pack your bags. I've won the lottery!" The wife excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?" He says,
"Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

10 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

11 Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.

12 A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it, because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

13 A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub.

14 Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

15 NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner? SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices? NEWLYWED: Yes and no.

Dice nice illusion - funny picture

Got confused over the triangle ?

Funny solution to unhappy employees

Policy Change - Solution to unhappy employees

UNIX consultant - very funny conversation

** Only for UNIX users.

Need a little UNIX help?

Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?

UNIX consultant: Yes, that's correct.

Customer: No, what is it ?

UNIX consultant: Yes.

Customer: So, which is the one ?

UNIX consultant: No. 'which' is used to find the program.

Customer: Stop this. Who are you ?

UNIX consultant: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger yoo' to get information about yoo'.

Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code ?

UNIX consultant: Use 'what'.

Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true ?

UNIX consultant: No. 'true' gives you 0.

Customer: Which one ?

UNIX consultant: 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname'

Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?

UNIX consultant: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what program' to get the revision code.

Customer: I want to find the revision code.

UNIX consultant: You can't 'find revisioncode', you must use 'what program'

Customer: Which command will do what I need?

UNIX consultant: No. 'which command' will find 'command'.

Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that.

UNIX consultant: You can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your system.

Customer: Write what?

UNIX consultant: No. 'write that'. 'what program'.

Customer: Cut that out!

UNIX consultant: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut'. Don't forget the options.

Customer: Do you always do this ?

UNIX consultant: 'du' will give you disk usage.

Customer: HELP!

UNIX consultant: 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS).

Customer: You make me angry.

UNIX consultant: No, I don't 'make me' angry but I did 'make programname' when I was upset once.

Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.

UNIX consultant: No 'more'? 'which' will help you find 'more'. Every system has 'more'.

Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now!

UNIX consultant: Understand that since 'help' is such a small program, it is better not to 'nice help'. and 'more now' is not allowed but 'at now' is. Unless, of course, 'now' is a file name.

Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC.

UNIX consultant: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc'. Let me get you to the Pascal Compiler team.

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