Funny construction work - funny picture

A great puzzle !!

How to delete google search history - internet explorer and mozilla

Steps to clear/delete the saved Google searches (AutoComplete history) in Microsoft internet explorer and Mozilla are:

Internet Explorer 7:

Open Internet Explorer
From the Tools menu, select Internet Options
Choose the tab labeled General
Under Browser History, select Delete
Next to Form data, choose Delete forms…
Click Yes

Internet Explorer 6:

Open Internet Explorer
From the Tools menu, select Internet Options
Choose the tab labeled Content
Under Personal Information, select Autocomplete
Select Clear Forms
Click Yes
Firefox:

Firefox :

From the Tools menu, select Options
Choose the tab labeled Privacy
Select Clear now…
Put checkmark next to the box labeled Saved Form and Search History
Click Clear Private Data Now

Fuel Price increase - funny cartoon

One day will come:

Highway to heaven - funny picture

Have fun driving your car to heaven, but remember
It's a one-way street!

Russel Peters to perform in Bangalore, Kolkata, Delhi, Mumbai

I just saw this on ticketpro , Canadian based comedian Russel Peters to perform in India (In Bangalore, Kolkata, Delhi, Mumbai).













You can witness him LIVE this October on the following venues across Bangalore, Kolkata, Delhi, Mumbai

The details:

18th Oct 2008, Bangalore (Chowdaiah Memorial Hall) , 2 shows

23rd Oct 2008, Kolkata(Science City), 2 shows

25th Oct, 2008, Delhi (Hotel Maurya Sheraton) , 2 shows

27th Oct, 2008, Mumbai (Shanmukhananda Hall), 2 shows


Show times:

show1: 6PM IST to 7:30 PM IST
Show2: 8:30 PM IST to 10 PM IST.


Tickets for the big show:

Ticketpro has announced the prices of the tickets, (see in the pic above - click to enlarge), but have not yet published the link to BUY the tickets; keep visiting ticketpro for the tickets.

Russel Peters official website

Confidence - funny story joke

A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first- ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : “If it is the same software that runs my company’s IT systems, this plane won’t even take off.” !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

Customer care in 2020 - funny email forward

It’s not impossible to witness such services in future
Keep ur records clean………!!!!!!











Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”
Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold………..on……889861356102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”
Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”
Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”
Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99″
Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me the 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. “
Customer: #>,.:’#%
Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”

Image source: cartoonstock

Mcdonalds outlet locations in bangalore - telephone numbers

All the addresses I coped from Mcdonald India official site






















1) Mcdonalds at GOPALAN MALL
Unit No - 33,33A,
148 Mysore Road Bangalore- 26
Tel: 080-32651125

2) Mcdonalds at Total Mall
Madiwala
Hosur Rd
Bangalore-68
Tel: 080-32428944

3) Mcdonalds at Brigade Road
43,44,45 Brigade Road
Opp Space Centre
Tel: 080-32502535

4) Mcdonalds at Sigma Mall
Cunningha, Rd
Bangalore-62
Tel: 080-66121119

5) Mcdonalds at The FORUM
Shop #1,#21
Hosur Rd, Koramangala
Bangalore-29
Tel:080-22067733/7661/

6) Mcdonalds at RMZ INFINITY
Municipal No 3
Old Madras Rd
Tel: 080-32436223

7) Mcdonalds at RMZ Ecospace
Unit 001, Ground floor
RMZ Ecospace , Bellandur village
Varthur Hobli, Bangalore Taluk east
Bangalore-87
Tel- 080-32436365

India vs Australia Test Series 2008 tickets available to buy

The tickets for the first test match between India Vs Australia in M. Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore are available to buy in ticketpro. The link is here.

The season tickets for the first test match are also available in ticketpro

Time out new york cover pages - funny pictures

Placement of EMPLOYEES : funny

All-mixed: The post os not Intended To Hurt Feelings Or To Offend Anybody, just an email forward, accept this lightly

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

Input:
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:


a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering .

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management

Def Leppard Bangalore Mumbai tour 2008 October

So its time to rock here in India.

Def Leppard, the British hard rock band from the Seventies, will play in Bangalore on Oct 17 2008 ; this will be followed by one in Mumbai on Oct 19.
They comprises of vocalist Joe Elliott, vocalists and guitarists Phil Collen and Vivian Campbell, bassist Rick Savage and popular drummer Rick Allen, rose to fame in the Eighties with albums such as Pyromania and Hysteria which put them in the forefront of the new wave of British Heavy Metal.

Visit Def Leppard's official site tour details here.

asa100 - Southeast Asia Photography by Scott Stulberg

asa100 dot com is a site based on Southeast Asia Photography and photographs of Nature and Wildlife by Scott Stulberg specializing in Southeast Asia Photography.

The intro music with the slide shows is amazing, also the photographs.

Scott Stulberg's official site can be browsed here

Vodafones Chhota Credit SMS code

Vodafone India is providing this very useful facility to their prepaid cusomers.

To enjoy this facility:

sms CREDIT to 144

Some related notes:

- Subscribers who have a balance of less than Rs. 5 can use this service
- Rs. 10 will be credited to their prepaid account
- Subscribe will be charged Re. 1 per transaction as service charge
- This credit will have a validity of 7 days and will be adjusted against the next recharge

How secret is Google Chrome’s ‘incognito’ mode?

How secret is Google Chrome’s ‘incognito’ mode?

Read this article in Jason Stamper's Blog

Why Google's Launching a Browser - Sergey Brin

Download Google new browser chrome here

The video:



Also read: Kapil's post Google Chrome and Javascript/HTML Debugging

Model question for National Eligibility Test (NET)

Today afternoon I been to Indian bank to collect the National Eligibility Test (NET) application prospectus for my cousin brother. Just happened to gather the following infos from the prospectus, thought of sharing here. might be useful for someone.

Some model questions for Joint CSIR UGC Test for JRF and Eligibility for Lectureship (NET). Effective from DECEMBER 2008 Examination are here

The categories of papers:

GENERAL SCIENCE Paper I

CHEMICAL SCIENCES Paper I Paper II

EARTH SCIENCES Paper I Paper II

LIFE SCIENCES Paper I Paper II

MATHEMATICAL SCIENCES Paper I Paper II

PHYSICAL SCIENCES Paper I Paper II


About the N E T

The National Educational Testing Bureau of University Grants Commission (UGC) conducts National Eligibility Test (NET) to determine eligibility for lectureship and for award of Junior Research Fellowship (JRF) for Indian nationals in order to ensure minimum standards for the entrants in the teaching profession and research. The Test is conducted in Humanities (including languages), Social Sciences, Forensic Science, Environmental Sciences, Computer Science and Applications and Electronic Science.


More details here: