Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Smart Dog




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Supermarket



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A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Topnotch excuses for when you bunk work!


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I liked this article from rediff, thought of sharing here. The topnotch excuses mentioned there are:

1) 'I have an upset tummy.'
2) 'I'm under the weather but I'll be working from home'
3) 'I have to attend a wedding/funeral'
4) 'I have client meetings lined up all through today'
5) 'A family member is in hospital'
6) 'I have a personal emergency'